She’s Got Bigger Balls...than any man I know!!

I must admit that when the nasal Julia Gillard became Prime Minister of Australia I was a bit apprehensive. Over time however, Julia has proven to be just what Australia needed – a leader with enough balls to say it as it is...

In my opinion Julia should be appointed Queen of the World. If only more politicians could be as honest.

It took a lot of courage for this woman to say it like it is for the world to hear. The retribution could be phenomenal, but at least she was willing to take a stand on her and Australia's beliefs. The world needs leaders like Julia.

Here's some of the stuff I’m talking about:-

“Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law should get out of Australia”.

Julia angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying that she supported Government agencies monitoring the nation's mosques.

"IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It.

I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks in Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.

The Australian culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.

We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other %*!!# language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society. Learn our %*!!# language.

Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.

We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.

This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you to take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.

If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted."

We flies are circulating this message around the world. Help us if you agree with Julia.

Of course its easy for us flies...we don’t have to bother with Immigration laws!

Fredy.

Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky Scandal the Truth?

Hillary Clinton finally reveals the true story to world leaders............

Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice.

The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon.

The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do at such short notice.

Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef and that’s how they do it.

The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny. By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.

As it got worse and worse, the President finally had to excuse himself from the dinner to look for a bathroom.

Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his backside. This made the President feel even worse.

By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so

disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.

He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened.

As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office - with his trousers around his knees.

As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the President whisper in a barely audible voice, "Sack my cook."

And that’s how the whole misunderstanding occurred.

YEAH SURE!!

International Adviser: Citigroup Asia fined HK$6m over Ponzi scheme

International Adviser: Citigroup Asia fined HK$6m over Ponzi scheme:

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Sex Advice!!

A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

"Do you enjoy it?"  the doctor asked.  "Actually, yes, I do" she said.
''Does it hurt you",  he asked?  "No, I rather like it!"
''Well, then," the doctor continued, "there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified.  "What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?"
"Of course",  the doctor replied.  "Where do you think our politicians come from?"

Wine or Water?

Apparently it's true!! Alcohol is better than Water! Here’s the truth behind wine and water.

A glass of wine.

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always walking around with a bottle of water in their hand – as if to say “Hey! Look I’M Healthy!!”

Ben Franklin said: “In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom and In water there is bacteria”.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli - (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces.

In other words, you’d be consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of Shit..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

Butter or Margarine?

This story is from a friendly fly that used to hang around a Margarine factory operated by one of the world’s most popular brands of Margarine.

Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back.

Margarine then was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. SMART NO?

They then came out with some clever new flavorings....

DO YOU KNOW.. The difference between margarine and butter? Read on to the end...it gets more interesting!

About Butter

Both Butter and Margarine have the same amount of calories.

Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams; compared to 5 grams for margarine.

According to a recent Medical Study by Harvard U, eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% compared to eating the same amount of butter;

Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods;

Butter has many nutritional benefits whereas margarine has less and that only because they are added;

Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance flavors of other foods;

Butter has been around for centuries whereas margarine has been around for less than 100 years.

And now, about Margarine

Very High in Trans fatty acids.

Triples the risk of coronary heart diseases ...

Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)

Increases the risk of cancers up to five times..

Lowers quality of breast milk

Decreases immune response.

Decreases insulin response.

And here's the most disturbing fact and THE PART THAT’S VERY INTERESTING!

Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC... and shares 27 ingredients with PAINT!

These facts alone were enough even for me a greedy fly to avoid margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance.

DON’T BELIEVE ME?? Open a tub of margarine and leave it open in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will notice a couple of things:

* no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something)

*it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value; nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow in.

Why? Because Margarine is nearly plastic. Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast?

Share This With Your Friends.....(If you want to butter them up')!

Remember the ancient Chinese Proverb:

When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others.

So pass the BUTTER, Please.

Here’s an Interesting Observation on Corporate Employees

It seems that in the USA...

The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS and

The sport of choice for corporate executives and ladder climbers is GOLF.

SO WHAT’S THE AMAZING CONCLUSION?

The higher they go up in the corporate ladder - the smaller their balls become..