Showing posts with label US President. Show all posts
Showing posts with label US President. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

She’s Got Bigger Balls...than any man I know!!


I must admit that when the nasal Julia Gillard became Prime Minister of Australia I was a bit apprehensive. Over time however, Julia has proven to be just what Australia needed – a leader with enough balls to say it as it is...

In my opinion Julia should be appointed Queen of the World. If only more politicians could be as honest.

It took a lot of courage for this woman to say it like it is for the world to hear. The retribution could be phenomenal, but at least she was willing to take a stand on her and Australia's beliefs. The world needs leaders like Julia.

Here's some of the stuff I’m talking about:-

“Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law should get out of Australia”.

Julia angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying that she supported Government agencies monitoring the nation's mosques.

"IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It.

I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks in Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.

The Australian culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.

We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other %*!!# language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society. Learn our %*!!# language.

Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.

We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.

This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you to take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.

If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted."

We flies are circulating this message around the world. Help us if you agree with Julia.

Of course its easy for us flies...we don’t have to bother with Immigration laws!

Fredy.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky Scandal the Truth?

Hillary Clinton finally reveals the true story to world leaders............

Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice.

The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon.

The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do at such short notice.

Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef and that’s how they do it.

The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny. By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.

As it got worse and worse, the President finally had to excuse himself from the dinner to look for a bathroom.

Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his backside. This made the President feel even worse.

By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so

disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.

He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened.

As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office - with his trousers around his knees.

As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the President whisper in a barely audible voice, "Sack my cook."

And that’s how the whole misunderstanding occurred.

YEAH SURE!!